Did you know that they are still holding hearings about the trauma that people had when Justin Timberlake ripped off Janet Jackson's costume at the Super Bowl a few years ago? Seriously. They're still discussing it. It was on my radio and everything. In honour of that I thought I'd shatter all myths about me being a sweet and polite person by trotting out my favourite obscene words. Faint of heart? Easily offended? Run now.
1. F*ckers. It's such a delicious word. It's so full of satisfying consonants.
"I hate the f*ckers at the dude's old work place."
2. Talentless F*cks. Used to describe people (usually musicians) who seem to be successful and popular when it's totally obvious that they suck.
"Maroon 5 are a bunch of talentless f*cks. Why are they on my Rolling Stone cover...they suck only slightly less than Nickleback and their talentless f*ck lead singer"
3. C*cksucker. Just like F*ckers, it's got fabulous consonants.
" I can't believe I ever dated that c*cksucker"
4. Bullsh*t
"My mom called bullsh*t on the story about me getting sick because of some popsicles we ate"
5. Craptastic. Okay, it's not really as awful and obscene as the others but it's really fun to say.
" I had a massively craptastic day today"
Kinda makes Janet Jackson's boob less obscene, don't it?
Hi, Karen!
Please add 'douchebag' to your list. It has served my husband and I very well through the years.
Posted by: Debbie in Austin | September 28, 2007 at 05:41 PM