1. Poured beer in a coffee mug to watch the kids play out on the front lawn at 10am...on a Tuesday.
2. Wiped a snotty nose with my sleeve and then rolled it up.
3. Threw away an outfit rather than wash the poop off of it.
4. Counted Cherry Kool Aid as one of their 5 fruits/vegetables for the day.
5. Fed a cold and starved a fever.
6.Dropped a kid off at a birthday party without a present and spent the time they were at the party shopping for and wrapping the present.
7.Sent the kids to bed without a bath.
8. Used the kids as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do.
9. Turned the radio way up to drown out the crying.
10. Dressed a boy in pink sleepers.
11. Painted over the yogurt smeared wall rather than try and wash it off.
12. "Lost" a particularly irritatingg toy.
13. Did not chase after the bus on the first day of school.
14. Got my money's worth out of a diaper.
15. Raided a piggy bank to pay for the pizza.
